A Very Funny Letter.....

LETTER FROM A MOM to HIS SON



Pyare Puttar,
Vahe Guru.

I am in a well here and hoping you in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20
miles. I wont be able to send the address as the last. Sardar who stayed here        took the Address Plate with them for their new house so they would not have  to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address Plate here, so that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above        the commode. I am not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the         chain and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it   rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too         heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. 

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out,   but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned      for three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfil his
father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.


Faqat,

Twadi Maa. 


P.S : I was going to send you some money but the Envelope was already sealed.  Also, when the letter reaches you, please put the stamp on it otherwise the postman will not give it to you
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WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE?

Here is the reason.
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his 
head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics 
were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had 
done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent 
that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! 
Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. 
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. 
Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your Remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, 
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.  
Bang...the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and 
decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last 
time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of 
physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the 
world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a 
very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.  
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun 
in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, 
he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in 
air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton Commits Suicide!!!!!!!!!!

Humanity Does Exist!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Humanity Does Exist
To blind persons wanted to drink water at the Ragi Gudda temple, Bangalore. When they were unable to operate the tap, this mother monkey opened the tap for them, allowed them to drink water, drank some water herself and then closed the tap before leaving the scene.

PS: Do share this pic with your friends. It is proof that humanity does exist - even if we humans have forgotten it ourselves...